June 10, 2021

PRIZEFIGHTER

Let’s have a clean fight. Protect yourself at all times. Touch hands. Back to your corners.

They need a replacement for this bout, quick. There’s a lot of money favouring the other guy.

He has:

  1. A chin and hands like granite, walks into punches.
  2. A fast jab and slick elusiveness, brow cuts easy.
  3. Sharp ring IQ, counterpuncher: lulls you into patterns, but getting old and has weak legs.
  4. Zero scruple, fights loose and dirty (cuts with elbows, low blows, headbutts, punches you in the back of the head), keeps his hands down.
  5. Utterly offbeat punch selection from non-euclidean angles, fancy, no grit.
  6. 26–24–2, but 1-in-6 chance he’s trained every day, eaten nothing but pain and suffering, and you’re gonna be the comeback story (roll 1-5).

They’re fighting because of:

  1. FAMILY: They need to put food on the table for their 2d6 kids.
  2. CRIME: The local mob wants them to throw the fight (KO, third round).
  3. SAVAGERY: They were born in the wrong era, know no other way to live.
  4. AMBITION: They’re going to be world champ, you’re just a road-bump.
  5. FADING GLORY: They used to be something special, they need to prove they’re still hot shit.
  6. ██: This is the only way to get to the PC, they’re going to murder them with their bare hands. No hard feelings.

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